Introducing Jon Stewart

The two loudest cable TV commentators recently decided to fix America. This fall, millions witnessed a pair of huge political rallies in support of two equally esoteric principles. Each rally drew hundreds of thousands of confused supporters where God and Sanity (respectively) were declared vital components to the American political process. Unfortunately, when all was said and done no one knew what either side was talking about. This essay is dedicated to Jon Stewart, who should have known better.
Normally he is satirizing an old point, but when Jon Stewart has something original to say, big things happen. The last time he put his foot down, Tucker Carlson was out of a job and CNN’s afternoon lineup was left wide open. Crossfire was hurting America, Stewart argued, and America agreed. Recently, Jon Stewart let his other shoe drop in front of two hundred thousand Americans (and millions more on TV). It was a major undertaking; restore sanity to the broken American political process. Three days later, America responded with confusion. Somehow the Republican Party, boasting the lowest approval rating in recorded history, recaptured control of the House of Representatives.
Holding a rally in support of political sanity is like arguing against a thunderstorm. No amount of logic will prevent hail from falling or wind from blowing. There is no counter-argument to a lightning crash. There is no sanity to restore because there has never been sanity in any political system. This is an obvious point, but not to the millions of fans of the Daily Show. What are they looking for and what is Stewart’s point? Nobody knows.
Jon Stewart is rallying for something that does not exist. There is no utopian Grecian Senate that deliberates over the issues of the day in cold and stoic colloquies. He is making a very public and compelling mistake that is dragging millions of potential voters away from the polls. The 45 million voters who saw a clear distinction between the Republican and Democratic candidates in 2008 decided to sit out the 2010 mid-term elections. To put this in perspective: if those 45 million voters decided to sit out in 2008, Vice President Palin would be deciding split votes in the Senate today.
Why is the media forgiving Stewart’s confusion? They remember Tucker Carlson.
Jon Stewart is funny and smart and he is also confused. He satirizes partisan media for establishing a false equivalency between left and right. If Obama is for this, the Republicans are for that. If Glenn Beck is against this, Keith Olbermann is for that. This equivalency is impossible because neither side is having the same conversation. Keith Olbermann is arguing that America needs a public option and Glenn Beck is arguing that Obama is Hitler. Obama is arguing that tax cuts for the richest Americans will explode the deficit while Republicans argue that Obama is Hitler. This example is real and it reinforces the idea that our political conversations are indeed insane. But what problem is Stewart trying to solve?
Facts are ugly and divisive and there is no way to sugar coat them. Stewart recently sugar coated a really ugly fact. George Bush’s memoir proudly declares that the phrase “Damn Right” officially authorized waterboarding as US Policy. Waterboarding has been declared torture by US and international law for over 50 years. Those are the facts. Stewart suggested in an interview with Rachel Maddow that the framing of those facts spoils the discussion. ”I wouldn’t suggest [the argument against torture] was that this was bad for the country but that [President Bush] is a bad man.” We are now off-course and discussing something else entirely; rather than question the ramifications of President Bush’s potential war crimes, we are now concerned by the bad names people might call the President. Is this sane? Rarely will the facts be so clear when discussing something so important. The President’s memoir admits the crime but Stewart refuses to pursue the issue because doing so would be partisan, leading to conflict and perpetuating the insanity.
Jon Stewart gets to argue that the system is insane without admitting his role in it. That may not be insane, but it is dishonest. He gets to have his cake and eat his cake. In the Rally, Stewart created an equivalency between Keith Olbermann and Glenn Beck. Both men are unlikeable, popular, rich, and shout ugly and divisive things to an agreeable audience. It is a false equivalency; however, as Keith Olbermann doesn’t hold rallies. The real equivalence is between Glenn Beck and Jon Stewart. They’re both rallying at windmills with an army of fans behind them. Meanwhile, the powers-that-be go on about their business undisturbed.