It’s so hot, the crystal key in Jeremy Piven’s Chrysler Imperial just set fire to the back-up hair piece he keeps in

It’s so hot, the crystal key in Jeremy Piven’s Chrysler refracted the spitting image of Ricardo Montalban

It’s so hot, the Corinthian leather in Jeremy Piven’s Chrysler just drove itself back home, leaving his crystal key refracting a laser beam through his second best emergency backup hairpiece.

the Chrysler Imperial is out.  can’t figure it out yet.  Believe me, at the time in my mind when this came together, it was hilarious.  Now it’s too much.

Take 2:

It’s so hot, the boils on Larry King’s ass….. nope.  still not there.

comedy………………………….  GOLD